Fuck Yeah Original Becky

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Once Original Becky started taking Improv Exercises for Community Theater Actors as an after school class, Mother was always begging her to practice what she referred to as “that door one” at home.This was frustrating for Original Becky because her teacher insisted they call it “pure being”, a concept Mother just could not seem to grasp.

Once Original Becky started taking Improv Exercises for Community Theater Actors as an after school class, Mother was always begging her to practice what she referred to as “that door one” at home.This was frustrating for Original Becky because her teacher insisted they call it “pure being”, a concept Mother just could not seem to grasp.

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Original Becky is so not thrilled that Mother is tying to yoink her hairstyle. When Original Becky states she is going to “keep the Debbie Gibson alive”, she means she is going to do it single-handedly.

Original Becky is so not thrilled that Mother is tying to yoink her hairstyle. When Original Becky states she is going to “keep the Debbie Gibson alive”, she means she is going to do it single-handedly.

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To layer or not to layer? That is Original Becky’s Saturday night question. But her real struggle was with the somewhat risky third option of wearing her XXL jean jacket half-on and half-off, kind of like the way she had half-pony’ed her hair and half-tucked, then un-tucked her undershirt. She figured she was already wearing her best party turtleneck and that was good enough for a sophomore lock-in.

To layer or not to layer? That is Original Becky’s Saturday night question. But her real struggle was with the somewhat risky third option of wearing her XXL jean jacket half-on and half-off, kind of like the way she had half-pony’ed her hair and half-tucked, then un-tucked her undershirt. She figured she was already wearing her best party turtleneck and that was good enough for a sophomore lock-in.

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There was no backing down now. Original Becky knew that she would have to own up to Mother and confess she was the oxford shirt slasher of Delaware Ave. It was shameful, yes, but how else would she achieve the mixed print look of her dreams on her Buy and Bag salary? The ol’ cut-n-patch technique she learned in Home Ec. class had really come in handy.

There was no backing down now. Original Becky knew that she would have to own up to Mother and confess she was the oxford shirt slasher of Delaware Ave. It was shameful, yes, but how else would she achieve the mixed print look of her dreams on her Buy and Bag salary? The ol’ cut-n-patch technique she learned in Home Ec. class had really come in handy.

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When Original Becky is in the mood for chicken fingers, Mark’s mood doesn’t really figure into her decision-making process.

When Original Becky is in the mood for chicken fingers, Mark’s mood doesn’t really figure into her decision-making process.

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When Mother broke the news that she’d have to baby-sit DJ that night instead of going to the Homecoming Hoedown, Original Becky knew only one thing could truly console her. She retreated to the Just Bead It store next door to Rodbell’s to work on another choker. 

When Mother broke the news that she’d have to baby-sit DJ that night instead of going to the Homecoming Hoedown, Original Becky knew only one thing could truly console her. She retreated to the Just Bead It store next door to Rodbell’s to work on another choker. 

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Figuring out what to do with your hair when you’re growing out bangs is a challenge we ultimately all have to face alone, but Original Becky has no problem sharing her face yoga secrets. Instant brow lift.

Figuring out what to do with your hair when you’re growing out bangs is a challenge we ultimately all have to face alone, but Original Becky has no problem sharing her face yoga secrets. Instant brow lift.

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While Darlene suggested to Dad that he go in for the ol’ “snip snip” since DJ proved to be such a disaster as a human being, Original Becky took a moment to think longingly about the day in the not so distant future where she could liberate her neck from its seemingly constant cotton-poly blend prison. 

While Darlene suggested to Dad that he go in for the ol’ “snip snip” since DJ proved to be such a disaster as a human being, Original Becky took a moment to think longingly about the day in the not so distant future where she could liberate her neck from its seemingly constant cotton-poly blend prison. 

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